i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me
deeply resent that i’ve literally not been able to take a shower since i got this message without thinking “pumice stone butch” to myself the moment the water comes on. i hope you’re all happy.
when he says “warm touching warm… reaching out… touching me, touching you” in sweet caroline. that’s some shit koko the gorilla would say in sign language
